Surprise MotherFucker!

I am Elizabeth. 18 years old, and the Senior caption of my Guard, and editor of the yearbook, and a certified badass.

I'll be going to WWU next year, and I'm pretty excited about it. I'm interested in chemistry and I want to teach high school.

Fandoms include: Harry Potter, RoosterTeeth/ Achievement Hunter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Welcome to Night Vale, and anything else that may tickle my fancy.

Apr 18

bowie-is-a-babe:

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

This is EXQUISITE

(via annalovesbetaswithbunnyteeth)


unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

(via johnde-ath)


ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

(via johnde-ath)


vividroute:

Goat Simulator : Joel & Adam // Michael & Gavin

(via king-gavinn)


ragehappyhunter:

→Achievement Hunter

up close & personal

(via king-gavinn)


ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

(via king-gavinn)




As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.

(via shortest-stormtrooper)


chess-ka:

A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”

Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”

Then he walked away. What a dude.

(via shortest-stormtrooper)


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