Count the Shadows!

Attention everyone:

elephantsandorchids:

You are allowed to say “Fuck this. I’ve had enough.” if you have tried to maintain a relationship with someone, but they have not reciprocated.

You are allowed to stop caring about them.

You are allowed to give up on the relationship.

Because the only people who deserve your affection and emotions are the people who have decided that you deserve their affection and emotions.

No one has a right to your thoughts, body, sex, emotions, or affection.

No one.

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paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY

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Don’t buy an Xbox One

easybakeaigis:

Until Microsoft lifts the stupidest, most anti-consumer decision ever made in videogame history: if you buy a pre-owned Xbox One game, you have to pay full retail price.
Basically, even if a game has been out for years/can’t be found on shelves brand new, Microsoft will still charge full day-one retail pricing for every new, old, or pre-owned game.

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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