Surprise MotherFucker!

I am Elizabeth. 18 years old, and the Senior caption of my Guard, and editor of the yearbook, and a certified badass.

I'll be going to WWU next year, and I'm pretty excited about it. I'm interested in chemistry and I want to teach high school.

Fandoms include: Harry Potter, RoosterTeeth/ Achievement Hunter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Welcome to Night Vale, and anything else that may tickle my fancy.

Apr 24

eklesias:

"not everything has to be about lesbians" incorrect 0/10 you fail this class

(via rncpriceley)


hellobejules:

"Asexual is an excuse for being a virgin."

"Being Bi just means that you’re half gay and half straight."

"Pansexuals are just sluts."

"OMG you’re gay!! Let’s go shopping!"

"People questioning are just trying to be cool."

(via themadkingshandmaid)


Apr 23

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(via lacigreen)


fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

(via beautifulwhatsyourhurry)


tendered:

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

stupidest is a word

tendered:

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

stupidest is a word

(via rapi)


plokool:

ginjaninja3716:

yaason:

Brilliantly Honest Slogans about Major Brands by Clif Dickens

The Netflix one, though.

Definitely read the Hulu one in the actual voice

(via cuntwarrior)


just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

(via rncpriceley)


f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Surreal furniture by Lila Jang

The strange and surreal furniture designer and Korean artist Lila Jang, who in his last series likes to twist and distort the classic French furniture of the 18th century. Lila Jang studied design and Fine Arts in Paris in Seoul, and has already participated in numerous exhibitions worldwide.

 

(via annalovesbetaswithbunnyteeth)


(via rapi)


  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

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